My Wedding News

I'm just going to say right off the bat that this wedding crap is crazy.  When I finally said yes to Rocco, I thought this would be a quick and easy thing. We discussed going to Vegas to get married, but then our friends and family got involved and said no we can't do that. "The wedding is for friends and family get together and celebrate your marriage" they told us.  "We waited 15 years! We stuck with you guys all this time, You wouldn't take a giant party away from us now would you?" they said.

Everyone is getting in on the act.  Mama Romatelli told all the ladies at Bingo. Rosie keeps showing me pictures of bridesmaid dresses cut to mid thigh. Lucia is planning a blow out bachelorette party. And Taylor.  Boy, he is more excited about this than I am! The man acts like its his own wedding...and if you know Taylor, then you have an idea of what that means.  He wants Rocco to wear pink. Pink! I'll be surprised if the cake doesn't explode with confetti and glitter by the end of all of this.

I will admit I created the monster in Taylor. I mean, I don't have the first clue about how to organize a wedding. I don't know from weddings!  Vegas was my idea. So I asked Taylor if he would be my wedding coordinator.  Yikes! That was like throwing rainbow gasoline on a gay fire! Just a note to the ladies reading this; do not ask your gay best friend to be your Wedding Coordinator. Not if you have any plans to stay within budget.